- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

I'm Coming

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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