- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Your life

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

hi mom

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Knock knock open

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