A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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