- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

speak now or forever hold your pee

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Bad grammers.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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