who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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bologna

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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