Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

steven hawking walks into a bar

PIED NINNY!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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