ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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