- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's worse than this That :(

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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