- Anti Joke

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.