- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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