- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

So I was walking down the road today

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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