Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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