Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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