- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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