so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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