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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

justin littleton being sucessful

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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