4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Women's rights.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Adam Thomas is homosexual

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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