- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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