- Anti Joke

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.