hey guys im gay

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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