who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Invisible Children Foundation.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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