- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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