- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you call a black man? A person

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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