What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

What is black and has no education A tire.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

so how about that irline food

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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