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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

when debbie meets downer

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

The Big Band Theory

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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