why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Neil Lewis

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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