What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Womens basketball

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

The Holocaust

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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