- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

world society

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

a black guy hates chicken.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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