Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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