- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Chuck Norris is dead......

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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