Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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