Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Women's rights.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

How come grilled cheese?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

hextech crafting too opieop

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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