If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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The queen having a shit

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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A bar walks into a man

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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