She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Knock knock Shut up

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Stop Spam Read Books

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Replacement Referees

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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