- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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