Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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._____________________. Whale!

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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