- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Women's Rights

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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