What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Your life

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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