- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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