- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

This is not funny.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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