What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

feminists.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What is the name of the car? What

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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