Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Can anyone Lenin money?

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Who invented apple? God

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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