A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Women's Rights

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Antijokes...

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's two plus two? Window

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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