- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

I'm Andrew Schmitt

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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