- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

human centipede

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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