Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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How you know when dislextic

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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