- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

This is the concept of anti-joke.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Dude man, I'm high...

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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