What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

no pun intended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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