Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Jews

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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