- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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