What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What? Yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Ebola

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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