- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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