Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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