What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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