- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Communism hehe xd

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I like Pi. It can make circles.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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