- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What comes after 69? 70

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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