Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's funnier than 68 69

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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