Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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