Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Irish sobriety

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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