what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Miscarriages.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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