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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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