- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What's the deal with brown?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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