- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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