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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What's two plus two? Window

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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