What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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