what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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