- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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