- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

were you expecting a joke

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Do you play piano? No

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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