So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Basically

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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