- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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