- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

don't read this

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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