- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Antijokes...

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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