You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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