Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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