There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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