Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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you gay?

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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1d

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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