what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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