What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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