why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

The EPA.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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