- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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