There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Tommy got neutered.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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