What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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