"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

JUST KIDDING^

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

hola said the chinese man

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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