- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

this is not a joke.

How many light bulbs? 1

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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