- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

I once did something.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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