When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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