How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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