- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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