- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

haha Otarts was here

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.