What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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