A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Get it? More.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Anti Joke

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