What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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The Big Band Theory

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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No soap radio

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Anti Joke

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