Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Turkeys are obese

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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