- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Your life

Communism hehe xd

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I like Pi. It can make circles.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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