- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

the game

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A chicken walked into the bar...

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