Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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okay so theres this guy.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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hi joshua

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Anti Joke

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