What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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