What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

what goes boo a sock

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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