- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? The color green.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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