- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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