What does water smell like? water.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Your life

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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