- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A women in the kitchen.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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