JUST KIDDING^

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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