XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

miha kako si?

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

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