- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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