Tommy got neutered.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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