Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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