- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Face Hunter is scum

that wall over there ->

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

women's rights

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