Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

my wife out of the kitchen

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

knock knock!? . . No.

The holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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