- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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