- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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