whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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