What comes after 23? 24.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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