Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Roses are red, yup.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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