What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Get it? More.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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