What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Black people

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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