Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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F? No k

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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