Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Sex education in Texas.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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I wrote a funny joke.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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