- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What if I told you.....potatoe

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

civil rights

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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