How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Sex education in Texas.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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fish fishy caoimhin

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

hiya

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

whats white and sticky glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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